Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/
only generate one Pokemon per question.
Tag one or more person when you're finished.
This Pokémon is you:
Awww, dude, F*** YEAH1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
Dragonflies are awesome, especially prehistoric giant ones. Awesome Bro material right there.
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
Am I working for the mob?
does the project have to do with botany or the sense of smell somehow?4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
oh no it's the not flying green spaghetti monster, oh no.
I have a feeling she and I would, BUTT heads a lot XD6. This Pokémon is your significant other:
7. This Pokémon is your ex:
I have a feeling she might treat me a little. . . cold (no I'm not sorry)
A little ditzy looking for my tastes8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:
Must be looking for a bro!
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:
Damn it, I would just get cold! Go cuddle someone else you big lug.
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
Finally, an acceptable reason to kill God
OH GOD PLEASE NO!12. This Pokémon banged your mom:
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants:
UGH. . . cannot be unseen
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
To be honest, I'm a little worried for little me's safety right now.
Saving anime girls, one tentacle monster at a time.15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
Not bad at all...16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
I HATE MIMES AND CLOWNS, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
Hahaha, pet rock!
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day:
I have terrible feeling the procedures are incredibly painful
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
My true self, i am certain
21. This Pokémon watches you sleep:
Noisy, it has to go!
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
Where am I sleeping, New York City (jk jk)
Is this supposed to be funny, or awesome?23. This Pokémon won't rest until it has a lock of your hair to cherish forever:
Ugh, stay away!24. This Pokémon will be there for you when you need it:
Seems I have a back-up for that science project~25. These Pokémon want to form a band with you (generate 3 here):
Some sort of electro-psychedelic-rock band maybe?
Anyone else wanna do this!?